A little song parody I did for you.
Sung to the tune of "Up on the Housetop."

Up on Shell's housetop reindeer pause,
Out jumps good old Santa Claus;
Down through the chimney with lots of things,
All just for Shelly, Santa brings.

Ho, Ho, Ho, Who wouldn't go!
Ho, Ho, Ho, Who wouldn't go!
Up on the housetop, click, click, click,
Down through Shell's chimney with good Saint Nick.

First comes the stocking of little Shell;
Oh, dear Santa, fill it well;
She asked for Stargate Season 7,
A full twenty-one hours of pure heaven.

Ho, Ho, Ho, Who wouldn't go!
Ho, Ho, Ho, Who wouldn't go!
Up on the housetop, click, click, click,
Down through Shell's chimney with good Saint Nick.

Next comes the tree don’t leave it bare,
Place the gifts right over there.
A wrestling calendar, wrapped and sealed.
A Legolas figure that looks quite real.

Ho, Ho, Ho, Who wouldn't go!
Ho, Ho, Ho, Who wouldn't go!
Up on the housetop, click, click, click,
Down through Shell's chimney with good Saint Nick.